It was hot yesterday so I went to the public pool.
While there I got yelled at by the lifegaurd for peeing in the pool.
He scared me so much I almost fell in!
I went to the bar later to get a cold beer and cool down. I got talking to a girl at the bar.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."
A little later, there was a fat chick dancing on a table.
I said to her, "Nice legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said "Definitely, most tables would have collapsed by now. "
Finally, I was telling a girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling their boobs.
"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."
After about 5 minutes of fondling she began to lose patience.
"Come on, what day was I born"?
I said, “Yesterday."
Fri Nov 16, 2012 3:07 pm
