Since I am not prejudice but I love stereotypical jokes that are in bad taste to what ever group of people you are making fun of, I will leave the ethnicity blank for you to fill in the group you find most funny and least offensive:
What is the difference between a/an ________ and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family of four.
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This one has to use the ethnicity sorry to offend:
What is the difference between getting drunk on St. Patricks day and getting drunk on Cinqo de Mayo?
No one ever claims they are Mexican.
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Two ________ are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"
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Have you heard about the latest ________ parachute?
It opens on impact
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