The Outhouse
A father lined up all of his little sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "who pushed the outhouse over the cliff?" Nobody answered him.
He then asked again, "Who pushed the outhouse over the cliff?"....again nobody answered him.
The father said, "I'll tell you a story of George and George's father. George chopped down the cherry tree. George told the truth, Big George did not punish little Georgie." So the father asked again, "who the pushed outhouse over cliff?"
The littlest son replied, "I pushed the outhouse over the cliff". The father then spanks him for his punishment. When he is done the kid asks, "Georgie told the truth, and Georgie did not get punished. I tell truth, and I get punished. Why, father?'
The father replied, "Big Georgie was not in the cherry tree when it got chopped down".
Mon Oct 28, 2013 5:49 am