Best Way to pray

Well, as some of you may know, I am in the telephone business
Well one day I over heard a priest, a minister and a guru discussing the best positions for prayer, while I worked worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.

"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."

I could contain myself no longer. "Hey, fellas," I interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."