Three guys are captured by cannibals. The cannibals tell them. "We are going to kill you. When you are dead we are going to carve you out and make canoes out of your skin. We can kill you, or you can kill yourself. You won't like how we kill you. They tell the men they can pick the death they want. The first guy asks for a gun, thinking he will shoot the cannibals. They give him a gun with one bullet while 10 more guns are pointed at him. He thinks this over and decides it is best he just shoot himself. The second guy, seeing what the first went through asks for a knife and cuts his throat and dies. The third guy screams and yells as loud as he can “A Fork !!! I Need A Fork!!!” The cannibals were perplexed, but give it to him. He then begins stabbing himself repeatedly in the chest, screaming "TO HELL WITH YOUR CANOE!"
Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:19 am