One day my wife was out and was in charge of the house for a little while.
My daughterwas maybe 2 1/2 years old..
Someone had given her a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of her favorite toys.
I was in the living room engrossed in playing Aranock when she
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mom came home.
I made her wait in the living room to watch her bring me a cup of
Tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!'
Mom waited, and sure enough, here she comes down the hall with a cup of tea for
Daddy and she watches me drink it up.
Then she says, (as only a mother would know...)
'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to
Get water is the toilet?'